I do not have a large yard. I don't even have to mow the backyard and one side of the house because of the plants there and it's not lawn. So why do I have to struggle with the damn lawnmower EVERY fucking week? Can't the stupid thing work for the 45 minutes (maybe not even that) that it takes to get the grass cut? Can't it? Granted, the grass is long because it's been rainy and it grows like... well.. a weed, and it's perpetually wet underneath so I have to mow slowly and keep lifting the mower up so it doesn't cut out. But now it won't even start.
Screw this, I'm calling a lawn guy. Then I'm going to sit outside and sip lemonade and ogle him while he takes care of my yard work. I'll handle the garden, and he can sweat while he mows. I think it's a plan.
Post Script: I went back out and finished mowing the lawn.
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